S. Rafi has a friend. His name B. Ewi. S. Rafi n his friend a big business man. S. Rafi is a manager of Apple inc. and B. ewi is a manager and big boss of Microsoft inc.
One
chance, S. Rafi call his friend, B. ewi, for one direction, and that’s meet and
dinner at one Luxury Restaurant, LA. S. Rafi call his friend.
Rafi : Hi old friend, you know this sound?
Ewi : Aaa… You S. Rafi!!! How are you bro?
Ewi : yeah. What’s up?
Rafi : Hmm.. are you free tonight.
Ewi : Yeah, I’m free. Why?
Rafi : would you accompany me to special
dinner at restaurant under the sea tonight?(Invitation)
Ewi : where
is it?
Rafi : the restaurant at Los Angeles, the
name of restaurant is Luxury Restaurant. That is my restaurant favorite.
Ewi : ok I’ll meet you there.
Rafi : ok see you tonight.
Ewi : see you too friend.
At
9 pm, S Rafi at restaurant, and waiting B. ewi and choice place for two people.
After 15 minute waiting, B. ewi coming and wear a brown coat.
Ewi : hi rafi, I’m here.
Rafi : hi come here.
Ewi : wow!!.. you really change rafi!!!.
Now you have a pointed nose. Do you do plastic surgery? (surprise)
Rafi :
yes, I do because I want to make my style be better. What I it seem like
robertpattinson?
Ewi : you're much cooler than him.
Suddenly,
the waiter and manager has coming and give greeting.
R.
Rio : Welcome sir, a some big honor to
meet you at my simple restaurant.
B.
ewi : Oh, thank you for your respect,
sir.
R.
Rio : Sir, you must know, this is a
simple restaurant. But, our menu, have world class quality.
B.
ewi : Hah? Really? Can
you give me your menu tonight? (offer)
R.
Rio : Oh, I’m sorry
Sir. I’m forget about that. W. Agung, please give me the special menu tonight.
W.
Agung : This is Sir
B.
ewi : Hm… I see one a
special menu here. That’s is Lacana?
R.
Rio : Oh,, sorry sir,,
you wrong. Lasagna.
B.
EWI : What, Lacana.
R.
Rio : Ah.. you still
wrong sir. From your heart… LASAGNAAA.
B.
ewi : OH…. Whatever.
Can you tell me the ingredients of LACANA DAMBANA THAT?
R.
Rio : W. Agung, please
tell that.
W.
Agung : 3 spoons oil to saute,
150 gr onion, 300 beef, 300 gr pasta Lasagna, 30 gr butter, 350 ml liquid milk.
Just that sir, Simple, but delicious bamaba.
B.
ewi : Ow. Simple. I
want 2, .
S.
Rafi : What the
desserts?
B.
ewi : I think just a
jus, but what jus? Give me back yours.
W. agung : we have a special desserts and
drink tonight. That’s….
R.
Rio : FROOG JUUUS
Pilada and Fluffy pavlova.
S.
Rafi : What!! Nasty!!
What the ingredients!!
R.
Rio : Hey,,, wait
listen to me, ingredients is 3 oz light rum, 3 spoons coconut cream, 3 spoons
crushed pinnaple and frog juice pinalada.
S.
Rafi : What the
benefit?
R.
Rio : increase your
speed when you running, maybe walk too.
S.
Rafi : Hm.. I want two.
W.
Agung : Ok sir,, wait a moment
please.
After
a waiter and manager leave the big boss, S. Rafi and B. ewi had a conversation.
B.
Ewi : Hey, I hear, your company product has finish, and release
coming soon!
S.
Rafi : That’s right.
B.
Ewi : When? When your
new product release?
S.
Rafi : Maybe on end of
October.
B.
ewi : What’s that?
S.
Rafi : Hm.. That’s new
product and you never see before. That’s iPhone 7. With 200Gygabytecapacity
memory and intel Pentium 10.0. Gold, white and black. Very fast!!
B.
ewi : Waaw!! How you prove it? (Disbelieve)
S.
Rafi : See TV right now.
B.
Ewi : Waw! Very luxurious!
S.
Rafi : Hahaha.. do not
be surprised bro!.... Hey, by the way again, I have your new product! Haha..
B.
ewi : Hah? I don’t believe that? i never have a
plan to release new product.
S.
Rafi : But, I have that
at my home,
B.
ewi : That’s is
plowing!!!
S.
Rafi : Ah..!! Oh my
God..
B.
ewi : AHH.. what
windows? What windows your have?
S.
Rafi : Windows 30,
B.
Ewi : What!! Who give
you?
S.
Rafi : My friend, at
California. When I’m vacation at the beach, i meet him. And he is give me that product.
B.
ewi : Hm… he was good
when he is cheat.
S.
Rafi : You right.. he
is yakuza
B.
ewi : What! You have a
friend a yakuza!!
And
the dish is coming…….
W.
Agung : Ah, the world food is
coming..
S.
Rafi : Oh… this is
Lasagna hah…?
W.
Agung : Yeah sir… world quality!
S.
Rafi : Hmm.. yummy,, the smell is good.. you have the best
chef.. (praise)
W.
Agung : Thank you sir,
After
eat, they walk to the cashier, because they
have important meeting.
S.
Rafi : How much all?
Cashier
: $ 599
sir,
S.
Rafi : Hm… B. ewi, do
you have a little money?
B.
ewi : Wait.. ahgggggg….
My Iphone is broken … agh…
S.
Rafi : Hey!! Come down!
I will replace you my new product..
B.
ewi : Thank bro..

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